Heartless bitches rule!

Why is it that when guys think like girls they are called sensitive, but when girls think like guys they are dubbed heartless bitches? When I read the heartless manifesto, all I could think was 'whoa, now there's some girls who can think straight!' How can you disagree with this:

• Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke?
• Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?
• Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?
• Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice??!!!
• Do you retch in response to "The Rules", and laugh uproariously at "The Code"?
• Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ????

Attaboy! (Uh oh, duck!)

[PS: Kiran Bedi has been nominated as an honorary HB!]