Let’s Indianize Valentine’s Day
The mentally challenged religious-political groups in India have decided that Valentine’s Day is too western to be fit for celebration in India. Of course love is such a dirty thing that it should never be expressed in public. Every civilized person knows that it is as offensive as, say digging your nose or scratching your butt in public.
Come to think of it, V-day is a western thing, but love itself isn’t western, so I propose that henceforth we should replace V-Day celebrations with KS-Day celebrations. Yes, it should be celebrated as the Kama Sutra Day as a paean to both love and our rich Indian heritage. Instead of cards, people shall trade pink condoms, and instead of kisses, people will couple in one of the various Kama Sutra sexual positions. Also the festival will be represented by a big ‘O’ instead of a heart.
Jai Hind!
Posted by Anil on February 14th, 2007 :: Filed under Uncategorized